Bringing you the cuntiest :

We’re proud to offer designs printed on entirely new materials order-able by size, handmade one-of-a-kind items, and our signature designs on reclaimed T’s, sweatshirts, and other shit!

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"FUCK ICE" KITTY T-SHIRT (ALL SIZES)
$28.00

pussy up and CRUSH ICE. cunts stand up for our neighbors and communities and these fascists can eat our collective snatch.

50% proceeds to Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (other orgs coming soon).

featuring Odyssey the big orange anti-fascist kitty!

Tultex Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt

“PUSSY UP CUNTS” HEART STICKER - MULTI BLACK OUTLINE MATTE
$3.00

Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!

Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”

Matte

Multi w/ black outline

“PUSSY UP CUNTS” HEART STICKER - MULTI WHITE OUTLINE
$3.00

Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!

Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”

Glossy

MULTI WHITE OUTLINE

“PUSSY UP CUNTS” HEART STICKER - PASTELS
$3.00

Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!

Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”

Glossy

Pastels

“PUSSY UP CUNTS” HEART STICKER - RED
$3.00

Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!

Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”

Glossy

Red

“YES ALL MEN” LT BLUE T-SHIRT (ALL SIZES)
$32.00

Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" T, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones. 

Example in photo has been cropped - comes standard length

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.

“YES ALL MEN” LT PINK T-SHIRT (ALL SIZES)
$32.00

Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" tee, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones. 

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.

“YES ALL MEN” SAFETY YELLOW (M)
$32.00

Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" tee, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones. 

This color is very limited

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.

RECLAIMED "Let's Go" Cropped Long Sleeve (XS)
$28.00

Fall into the gap, and by gap we mean pussy. This long sleeve cotton Gap XS stripped tee now comes with our favorite party pooper. Motivate to stay home!

RECLAIMED "LET'S GO" LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRT (S/M)
$28.00

nice thin fabric on this long sleeve t-shirt lends itself to layering and looking fly in general (does anyone still say fly??)

Would also look great as a crop with long sleeves!

rag & bone brand

RECLAIMED “PUSSY UP” CROP TIE DYE SWEATSHIRT (M)
$21.00

Upcycled long sleeve sweatshirt with cinch cord, tie-dyed original. Now that the cold is here, use this cute af sweat to fend off the ICE 🤬

Size: M

“LETS GO” BLACK T-SHIRT (ALL SIZES)
$32.00

Our classic party pooper design in a dainty scale (image is approximately 9 inches across) applied to a black T in your size!

As always, our sweet PUD logo heart adorns the back neck of this T ❤️

“LETS GO” LT PINK T-SHIRT
$32.00

“PUSSY UP CUNTS” HEART STICKER - MULTI
$3.00

Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!

Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”

Glossy

MULTI

“PUSSY UP CUNTS” HEART STICKER - PINK
$3.00

Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!

Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”

Glossy

Pink

“YES ALL MEN” BLACK T-SHIRT (ALL SIZES)
$32.00

Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering.

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.

“YES ALL MEN” LT BLUE T-SHIRT (CROPPED XL)
$32.00

Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" T, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones. 

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon. Already cropped!!

“YES ALL MEN” MINT T-SHIRT (ALL SIZES)
$32.00

Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" tee, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones. 

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.

RECLAIMED "LET'S GO" BLACK T-SHIRT (S/M)
$28.00

For those who are not into the whole stackenblocken symmetrical thing, this Let’s Fucking Go flop cat is perfectly off-center.

Reclaimed t-shirt is a deep black Banana Republic (HOW do they still get away with that name?? talk about saying the quiet part loud…) basic crew in size small. Runs S/M. 100% cotton

RECLAIMED "Let's Go" Cropped T-Shirt (M)
$28.00

this reclaimed t-shirt is broken-in comfy and light enough for the coming climate crisis heat wave! Poop on all the parties with this grey cotton “True Classic” Medium tee.

true classic = cunt. pussy up, folks!

RECLAIMED "LET'S GO" MAUVE T-SHIRT (M)
$28.00

drapey and soft, you will be ready to fucking go in this reclaimed shirt. original label is pretty worn off so exact materials are a fun surprise! soft with a little stretch.

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