Bringing you the cuntiest :
We’re proud to offer designs printed on entirely new materials order-able by size, handmade one-of-a-kind items, and our signature designs on reclaimed T’s, sweatshirts, and other shit!
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New T-shirts // RECLAIMED TEXTILES // HANDMADE // Stickers for the cause // ALL SHIT
pussy up and CRUSH ICE. cunts stand up for our neighbors and communities and these fascists can eat our collective snatch.
50% proceeds to Portland Immigrant Rights Coalition (other orgs coming soon).
featuring Odyssey the big orange anti-fascist kitty!
Tultex Unisex Fine Jersey T-Shirt
YOU DON’T NEED A PUSSY TO BE A CUNT
2026 pride is here and while June is almost over we ain't going nowhere. Remind the world that real CUNTS come in all forms!!
MADE TO ORDER so jump on it and get our newest design in tank or tee!!
Printed on BELLA & CANVAS tank (black, pink, or teal) or Next Level cotton T-shirt.
Want to decorate your walls as well as your bods? Grab some prints of our newest design, Watermelon Cat. She’s here for Palestine and the kids in Gaza.
Proceeds will help real families with food, medicine/medical treatments, sanitation, and shelter. Things are bad in Gaza but together we can make a real difference in the lives of families doing their best to protect their children.
CUNTS FIGHT FOR LIBERATION
Show your support for a free Palestine and an end to the genocide with our new artwork, based of course on one of our own babies.
Raise funds for families in Gaza who are struggling to survive.
Available in our new t-shirts (Next Level Unisex CVC Crewneck T-Shirt, sizes xs-6x) or new tanks (Gildan Unisex Softstyle Tank Top, sizes s-2x).
Want to decorate your walls as well as your bods? Grab some prints of our newest design, Watermelon Cat. She’s here for Palestine and the kids in Gaza.
Proceeds will help real families with food, medicine/medical treatments, sanitation, and shelter. Things are bad in Gaza but together we can make a real difference in the lives of families doing their best to protect their children.
Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!
Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”
Glossy
Pink
Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" tee, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones.
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.
COME ONE, COME ALL! well, maybe not ALL. Some jerks suck. But you will find your carny team in this hand-printed Pinky’s Circus t-shirt. As I say to all those old-ass men in Congress, FALL IS COMING. Be ready for the chill in this comfy waffle long-sleeve.
Brand: Old Navy, size large. 100% cotton.
The softest reclaimed black cap sleeve T with the OG - “Pinky’s (fuck around find out) Circus” ! This one is hand printed by us and features a pink/white gradient. She’s one-of-a-kind , and as always - cunty af.
Labeled medium, extra long fit
Reclaimed soft and stretchy t-shirt, but the message is not: our newest offering, the Yes All Men kitty stenciled by hand!
Brand: Nike, size medium.
Miss Kitty would approve of this one-of-a-kind reclaimed funky floral stretchy t-shirt.
CUNT, baby. nuff said.
Adorbs reclaimed babyyyy blue babyyy T - adorned with a lovely cunt splatter :)
Raw cropped hem
Labeled medium, we think it’s on the petite side
Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!
Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”
Glossy
Pastels
Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!
Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”
Glossy
MULTI WHITE OUTLINE
Lil Party Pooper is here to tell everyone that if there ain’t cats, don’t invite me. Some cunts are indoor cats. Some cunts are the bearers of bad news. Come poop on the party.
Lacoste 100% cotton XL t-shirt, black.
We like repeated patterns and we think you will too. Our label logo is repeated on this yellow “small” (or medium) reclaimed and cropped scoop-neck t-shirt.
Our fav party pooper is lounging on this soft v-neck t-shirt.
T-shirt is Kenneth Cole size medium, 56% organic cotton and mix viscose and spandex gives her a lil stretch.
Size M
this reclaimed t-shirt is broken-in comfy and light enough for the coming climate crisis heat wave! Poop on all the parties with this grey cotton “True Classic” Medium tee.
true classic = cunt. pussy up, folks!
Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!
“PUSSY UP CUNTS” heart stickies in our 4 fav colorways at a ‘more is more’ discount :)
Includes:
Glossy pink x1
Glossy red x1
Glossy pastels x1
Glossy multi x1
(4 total)
Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”
Our iconic logo PUSSY UP CUNTS fist on a mint green very lightly tie-dyed v-neck tee.
Size small
60% cotton, 40% polyester
Amy and Corinne like their T’s cropped to allow for some tasteful tummy, and the sleeves rolled twice into a cuff or chopped into a cap sleeve.
It ain’t nothin too fancy but if you’d like us to do the dirty work and chop your T into a crop - baby LET THAT TUMMY BREATHE!
We’ve got rulers and are willing to use them 💋
if you’d like a cuffed or capped sleeve as well, go ahead and add a note.
*your T will be shipped with a raw bottom edge/raw sleeve edge if capped (NO we will NOT be hemming your gd shirt sorry!!)
Pinky is the cat that sparked Pussy Up Designs, and you are invited to her circus. Large hand-printed Pinky’s Circus with “fuck around, find out” balloons.
Brand: No Boundaries. 58% cotton, 38% recycled polyester, 4% spandex.
Black stencil only-Yes All Men kitty hand printed on this minty green stretchy t-shirt. A bold statement on a very comfy shirt. This is the perfect work out shirt to let the weight-lifting bros at the gym know to stay the fuck away from you! Or to find your next x-gf by the free weights….
Brand: Hanna Anderson, size “US 12.” 88% recycled polyester (DOUBLE reclaimed), 12% spandex.
YES ALL MEN, except you sweetie ;)
this is our newest stencil hand-printed offering, on a large bright yellow t-shirt with cropped sleeve and a slight v-neck. Yes All Men kitty really stands out in this one!! this “classic tee” is made with medium-weight cotton.
Brand: Croft&Barrow, size XL, 100% cotton
Hand dyed purple reclaimed tank top has a seam down the front so we give you the classic PUSSY UP CUNTS heart broken down the middle.
CUNTS get sad. But you will look cute af in this tank!
Brand: Paraphrase, Medium. 71% cotton, 24% modal, 5% spandex.
For those who are not into the whole stackenblocken symmetrical thing, this Let’s Fucking Go flop cat is perfectly off-center.
Reclaimed t-shirt is a deep black Banana Republic (HOW do they still get away with that name?? talk about saying the quiet part loud…) basic crew in size small. Runs S/M. 100% cotton
CUNTS work towards collective liberation and we all know kitties hate fascism. Tell the bastards to go fuck themselves, ABOLISH ICE!!
Reclaimed “No Boundaries” deep red small t-shirt, slim fit.
Super soft cap sleeve burgundy/aubergine T with our classic “Yes, all men” kitten - now hand printed by us with a 3 color stencil! She’s super soft, one-of-a-kind , and as always - cunty af.
Labeled medium, we think it’s a somewhat petite medium
whether you are like Amy, and can’t stop sharing unfortunate information about our food system at social functions, or you just have IBS, celebrate Lil Party Pooper kitty in this flowy navy blue tank from Old Navy (size small).
Our fav party pooper is lounging on this super soft bright turquoise blue v-neck t-shirt.
Size XL
Our pink/red classic Pussy Up Cunts knuckles heart looks great on this black and white Shaka Wear Tie-Dye reclaimed shirt! 100% cotton and sized Medium (could be large on some!)
drapey and soft, you will be ready to fucking go in this reclaimed shirt. original label is pretty worn off so exact materials are a fun surprise! soft with a little stretch.
Our fav party pooper is lounging on this super soft blue v-neck t-shirt.
Gap “men’s” size small - we think it fits like a gals M/L
One of a kind upcycled sweatshirt with our 6 inch “PUSSY UP” heart in pink - but broken!
Size: S
Make a bright statement about your low key party pooping in this bright orange (tending towards salmon) tank top.
“No Boundaries” on the tag, but real CUNTS set boundaries and respect others’ boundaries too.
Our classic party pooper design in a dainty scale (image is approximately 9 inches across) applied to a black T in your size!
As always, our sweet PUD logo heart adorns the back neck of this T ❤️
Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering.
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.
CUNT. say it three times while looking in the mirror backwards on a full moon, and your favorite drag queen will mention you in a social post!
HAND DYED.
This one says it all. Large Hanes cotton t-shirt with v-neck.
Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" T, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones.
Example in photo has been cropped - comes standard length
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.
Hold onto your panties and hightail that cutie patoot to your nearest dive bar bathroom - we now have fuckin stickers!
Dimensions: approx 3” x 3”
Glossy
Red
Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" tee, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones.
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.
We love a pattern! this cropped new black Gildan Softstyle tank features our label in many colors.
Reassure the insecure men in your life that reality does not, in fact, apply to them. Pinky the Cat gives the real CUNTY look...withering. Pairs well with our "One of the Good Ones" T, coming soon for the men in your life, including the furry ones.
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton™ T-Shirt ("Sustainable Style"), screen printed by New Avenues Ink in Portland, Oregon.